this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How many fucks given?
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