yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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