Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
