Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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