Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
sarcasm needs its own font
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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