Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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