You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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