Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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