So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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