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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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