I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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