Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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