It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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