thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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