the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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