I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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