I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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