Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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