I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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