: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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