I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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