Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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