i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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