# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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