If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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