i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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