What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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