You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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