Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
D3 body, D1 cock
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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