what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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