look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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