You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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