Say something about gay babies.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Randomize
