My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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