She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!