I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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