whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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