You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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