Me too!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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