I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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