Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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