Grow some girl-balls and come out already
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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