I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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