So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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