did you get engaged???
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This is my gift to your gina
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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