apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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