But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
