ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
3 2 1 whiskey
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize