too bad you live with your parents still
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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