she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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