come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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