I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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