Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
