We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
