We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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