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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Too much gin, very little bucket
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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