Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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