i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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