Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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